My corn field adventures

Reject Rejection

The next time you get a rejection letter from a hoped-for employer or publisher, just send them the following:

Dear [name of the person who signed the rejection letter],
Thank you for your letter of [date of the rejection letter]. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm.
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite [name of the co or agency that sent you this letter]'s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting [applicants], I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time.
Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following [graduation/job change, etc. -- get creative here]. I look forward to working with you.
Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.
Sincerely,
[your name]
(Stolen from Thinkgeek)

A book and it's cover

She’s emo? You’d cut too, if you’ve been through what she has. She’s anorexic? You’d be too, if everyone called you fat everyday. She’s a whore? She made one mistake that cost her reputation. She’s a showoff? Her parents don't care, & she’s never heard of praise. She’s loud? She’s invisible at home, & she wants to be heard. She’s quiet? She’s afraid to speak, because she’s scared to get made fun of & say the wrong things. She’s fat? She binges, because she's tired of being there for everyone & never getting it back in return. She’s a geek? She wants to get into college, so she can support her future family. She doesn’t wear the shortest shorts? She's too worried people will judge her. She’s ugly? Tell me, what is the definition of beauty? Who are you to judge them? You know their name, not their story.

Lie To Me.

This is my current obsession.  I LOVE "Lie To Me".  It focuses on Cal Lightman, who can read micro-expressions to be able to see if someone is lying or telling the truth.  I do not watch a lot of crime shows, this show and "Criminal Minds".  So if you value my opinion, I would watch this show, because, trust me, this is worth watching.  You can watch it on Netflix.  LOVE, Love, love.  Watch.

Happy Halloween

Halloween is an annual holiday observed on October 31, which commonly includes activities such as trick-or-treating, attending costume parties, carving pumpkins, bonfires, apple bobbing, visiting haunted houses, playing pranks, telling scary stories, and watching horror films. My personal favorite is the costume parties. I usually have a candy potluck with scary movies and just general Halloween type adventures. I am one of the many believers of the idea that just because you get older doesn't mean you outgrow Halloween. Trick-or-Treat to all my readers.

Attack of the Hama

National Take Your Teddy to Work Day.

So today is "National Take Your Teddy To Work Day" there is a facebook event dedicated to this day. I am super excited to participate because I love my Isabelle. I hope that all readers of my blog will also participate. If you haven't a job but go to school, please take your teddy to school. If it is a different animal, that is fine too. Hope you enjoy your time with your Teddy.